Thursday, November 23, 2006

HINDI SAIRY AND SMS

• A Baniya walking on the road suddenly bent & touched d road n said furiously: 'Loki thuk vi aewein sutde ne jiven Rupeya peya hove!'

• A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that she looks extremely beautiful when her lips r closed !

• What did the Zero say to the Eight?Nice Belt

• Saif: My dil goes hmmmmmm...! My dil goes hmmmmmmm....! My dil goes mmmmmmMMm......!! My dil goes mmmmmmm.....!Javed Jafri: Is this da dils or da makhis...?

• Boy: Chalo kisi viraan jagah chalte hain!Gal: Tum aisi-vaisi harkat to nahi karoge? Boy: Bilkul nahi! Gal: To phir rehne do...

• A lady to another lady: Jab tera divorce hua tha tab to ek hi baccha tha aur ab 3 kaise?She says: Woh kabhi kabhi maafi mangne aa jate the...

• Tumhari Girl friend ka sms mila hai kahti hai koi patthar se na maare mere deewana ko twenty first century hai bomb se uda do saale ko.

• Tabiyat thik nahi thi. Tantrik ko dikhaya, Tantrik bola bhoot ka saya hai, kisi ghor paapi ko SMS karo theek ho jaoge... Ab accha mahsus kar raha hoon.


• Javed Jaffery proposing a girl: Hi, the babes, here is mys parpoz, with this d reds rose. Plz don’t u d rejects my parpoz b'coz I don’t parpoz d ROZ ROZ!

• If U Don’t Eat Junk food, Don’t Smoke, Don’t Drink, Don't Have boy Friend/Gal Friend, Don't Play Cards, No Late Nights; Then Visit Our site: www.PaidaKyunHuethe.com

• Another Moon?... PossibleAnother Sun?... PossibleAnother Sky?... PossibleAnother person Like U?... Impossible'Coz God can't make the same Mistake twice.

• I'm leaving India!Actually Aishwarya is pregnant and media is suspecting me. Tum bhi nikal lo, uski kaam wali bhi pregnant hai.

• Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye?Circuit: Simple bhai... Bina sui ka injection lagane ka!


• It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle, Million soldiers 2 protect a country, but just One woman 2 make a Happy Home! Let's Thank... KAAMWALI

• Narad Muni dharti par madira peene aaye,12 botal pilane k baad theke wala: Apko chadhti kyun nahi ?Narad: Main Bhagwaan Hoon.Theke wala: Chad gayi saley ko.

• Mashooka: Lagta hai meri aankh mein kuch gir gaya, dekho to.Mashook: Ek tinka dikh to raha hai, kyon na usey wahin rahne diya jaye main doobonga to sahara dega.

• Boy: I'm not rich like Rahul, I don't even have a big car like Rahul, but I really Luv U!Girl: I luv u too, but tell me more about Rahul.

• Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai?Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!

• Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo.Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka bigad jayega.

• An old rich man marries a young gal. Interviewer asks the girl: Apne inmein shaadi ke liye kya dekha?Girl: Ek to inki income aur doosre inke din kum.

• Reverse dynamics: When a man becomes rich he becomes naughty & when a woman becomes naughty.... she becomes rich.

• A lady is standing on top of the hill n she is going to push her father down. So what's the name of the lady?Push......Paa.

• Food for thought: Why to suffer trying by all means to become rich and wear expensive branded clothes, when best things in life we do naked.

• Bengali patient: Doc sahab, potla-potla totti aata hai, khane ko man nahin karta hai.Doc: Yeh lo dawai, mota-mota totti aayega, jaise marzi kaat ke khana

• Boy: Tum gaana bahut achcha aato ho.Gal: Nahin, mein to sirf bathroom singer hoon.Boy: To bulaao na kabhi, mehfil jamaate hain.

• Biscuit maker's Luv Letter: Dear Marie yesterday was a very Good Day, our meeting was truely Nice, but the chance of our Luv is 50-50 coz ur dad is a Tiger. Will u give ur Littlr Heart 2 me? Otherwise I'll become a Krack-Jack

• Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.

• Girls Psychology - Fraud with Innocent Boys; Fun with Handsome Boys; Friendship with Charming Boys; Contacts with Intelligent Boys; Flirt with Freaky Boys; Love with Faithful Boys & in the end Marriage with the Rich Boy

• When I send SMS to u, it doesn't mean that u have to do the same... U can also send fruits, drinks, pizza, chocolates by courier. DD & Cheques r also accepted.

• Q: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya kahenge?A: Us rassi ko bolengey NOKIA - Connecting pipal.

• Thought of the day: Agar aap bus pe chade... ya phir bus aap pe chade... dono marthaba ticket aapka hi kat tha hai

• Rabba dukh na devin yaar mere nu, saanu chahe dukhan da pahaar de de,Phire nawe HERO JET cycle utte yaar mera, saanu bhaven purani Mercedes car de de

Ek yug tha jab log apne ghar ke dwar pe likhte the: ATITHI DEVO BHAVAPhir likha: SHUBH LABHPhir likhne lage: U R WELCOMEAur ab likhte hain: KUTTON SE SAVDHAN

• Ravan was sent to court & was asked to keep a hand on Geeta.He refused saying: Sita par hath rakh kar itni musibat aayi! Ab Geeta pe haath nahin rakhunga

• J kade tera kalle da paga 10 bandeyan naal pai jaave ta mainu sad layin, main kade kisi nu kut paindi nahin dekhi !

• Kuri waley Munde nu: Tusi nonveg khandey ho?Munda: HaanSharaab?HaanDrugs?HaanJua?HaanSab kuch negative hai, kuch positive ve hai?Munda: Haanji, HIV+

• Khuda kare tujhe khushiyan hazaar mile, mujhse bhi achche yaar mile, meri galfriend tujhe raakhi baandhe aur tujhe ek aur behan ka pyar mile

• Gabbar: Kitne admi they?Sambha: Sardar 2Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?Samba: Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata haiGabbar: Aur 2 ke pehle?Samba: 2 k pehle 1 aata hai.Gabbar: To beech mein kaun ata hai?Samba: Beech mein koi nahi aata>Gabbar:: To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate?Samba: 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se bada hai.Gabar: 2, 1 se kitna bada hai?Samba: 2, 1 se 1 bada hai.Gabbar: Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna bada hai?Samnba: Sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai, mujhe goli maar do

• Plz pass this SMS to all ur friends. A person urgently needs 3 bottles of...........Foster beer (chilled) with chips. It's urgent Cell no & name is as displayed

• People who do lots of work…make lots of mistakes,People who do less work…make less mistakes,People who do no work…make no mistakes,People who make no mistakes…get promoted.

• What is the height of Flirting?It's When your love letter starts with: TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN

• Kya hoga agar Pepsodent waale condom banaye to...??Hona kya hai? Raat bhar Dishum, dishum...!

• Gal: Is dress ka kya price hai?Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.Girl: Aur us dress ka?Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi dengi.

• Ganguly’s Son: Yeh Kya, Daddy Sixer pe Sixer maare jaa rahe hain Hain?Ganguly’s Wife: Arey beta, yeh toh ADVERTISEMENT Hai !

• U luv sumone... u marry sumone else. The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband & the one u loved becomes the password of your emai id...!
• Kudi waale pandit nu: Saanu aheja munda chahida jehra kuj khanda penda na howe.Pandit: Aheja munda taan PGI Emergency ward ch hi mil sakda hai.

• Ravan ki 20 aankhein thi magar nazar sirf ek aurat pe; jab ki aapki 2 aankhein aur nazar har aurat pe...!Toh asli Ravan kaun??

• Ab tak meri life ek khuli botal thi, jis mein se sab perfume ki tarah ud jata tha. Par aap ke aane se sab kuch ruk gaya. Bhagwan kare aap jaisa DHAKKAN sabko miley

• Baniye ki wife bimaar thi, light na hone ki wajah se usne candle jala di aur bola: Doc ko lene jaa raha hun, agar tumhe lage ki tum nahin bachogi to plz candle bujha dena

• A boy goes to see a cabare dance. His mom gets angry & asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see?Boy: Yes, I saw dad.

• A friend is: Who lends you...Pen in School...

• In French: Bon jourIn Spanish: Te QuiroIn Italian: TeamoIn Yugoslav: Volim TeIn English: Good MorningIn Punjabi: Uth Moya Kam te nahi jana?

• Q: Why do all Afghans carry a piece of sandpaper?A: Because they need a map.
• An old to Doc: Doc, I think I'm getting senile. Several times lately, I have forgotten to zip up.Doc: That's not senility. Senility is when you forget to zip down.

• Astrologer: U'll meet a young gal who wanna everything about u.Frog: When n where?Astrologer: Next semester in Biology lab

• Bahu: Maan ji, yeh abhi tak nahin aaye, kahin kisi dusri ladki ke saath...Saas: Arey kalmuhi, tu hamesha ulta kyun sochti hai? Aisa bhi to ho sakta hai ki kisi truck ke neeche aa gaya ho

• Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi?Beti: Kuch nahin... Maan banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi... aur kya?Mom: Jo karna hai karo par zara serial order mein karna.

• Teacher to class: A for?Class: AppleTeacher: Jor Se BoloClass: Jai Mata Di
• Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday...

• Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein. Prashad mein Recharge Coupon diye jayenge. Kisi aur ko mat batana. Ye SMS sirf chuninda bhikhariyon ko bheje ja raha hai• Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?Both don't exist.

• Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth

• It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam. Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. SAY NO TO EXAMS

• Teri awaz sunne ko jab taras jata hoon, to ghisa pita cd player chala leta hoon. Teri surat ko jab taras jaata hoon, to cartoon network laga leta hoon. Waqt hona chaiye kisi ko yaad karne ke liye, bahane to apne aap hi mil jate hain

• Red Rose: LuvYelloe Rose: FriendshipWhite Rose: PeaceWhich Rose for u?Nima Rose. Tan ki Durgandh Dur Kare, De Taazgi

• Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai, aaj nahin aaya, kaha na kabhi kabhi aata hai

• Thought for the future generation: Don't marry & make a woman happy. In fact remain a bachelor & make several women happy.

• Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath thaMoral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey

• U r thousands of miles away from me, still I'm watching ur every movement on 3 difft channels: Pogo, Cartoon network & Animal planet. Thnx to media

• Santa: Tommy ne meri saari kitaab kha layiMother: Ohnu mere kole leke aa mein usnu saja dewanSanta: Saja ta mein de diti, usdi kauli wala dudh mein pee gaya

• Indian Airlines slogan: A warm experience & motherly treatment... warm b'coz AC doesn't work & motherly because Air hostesses are above 50

• Who is more satisfied, a man with a million dollars, or a man with six children?The man with six children. The man with a million dollars wants more

• A doting father used to sing his little children to sleep until he overheard the four-year-old tell the three year old, "If you pretend you're asleep, he stops."

• A French in a hotel in NY, phoned room service for some pepper.Attendant: Black pepper or white pepper?French: Toilette pepper!

• Manmohan Singh: We are sending Indians to the moon next year!Bush: Wow! Howc many?Manamohan: 25 OBC, 25 SC, 20 ST, 5 Handicapped, 5 Sports Persons, 5 Terrorist Affected, 5 Kashmiri Migrants, 9 Politicians & if possible 1 Astronnaut

• Girl's excuses: Phone mat kiya karo dear, mom hoti hai near, papa se lagta hai fear, baat nahin hoti hai clear. Isliye SMS kiya karo dear without fear n very clear

• What's the definition of a skeleton?A striptease that went just too far...

• Naukrani: Malkin aap udaas kyon hain?Malkin: Tumhare sahab apne office ki kisi ladki se pyaar karte hai.Naukrani: Nahin, sahab mujhe dhokha nahin de sakte

• Train mein TT Sadhu se bola: Kahan jana hai?Sadhu: Jahan Ram ka janam hua tha.TT: Ticket hai?Sadhu: NahinTT: ChaloSadhu: Kahan?TT: Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha.. Jail mein

• Girl: If u'll try to kiss me, main shor macha doongi.Boy: Lekin yahan to dur-dur tak koi nahin hai.Girl: I know but formality to karni hi padegi…

• Gud Morning... Kindly observe SILENCE for two minutes in the memory of those poor mosquitoes who died last night after sucking ur blood. Thanks

• I'd climb the highest mountain. I'd swim the ocean blue, I'd do anything my dear- Just to get away from you

• A sexy woman is like a 1000 Rupee note. U don't know how many have handled it but u still want to have it.

• When things go wrong, when sadness fills ur heart, when tears flow in ur eyes, always remember 3 things: I’m with u, U have money & Bar is open

• In a class, teacher asked: If I buy an item@ 12.75 n sell@15.25, it's loss or profit?Pappu: Profit in rupees & loss in paise

• Some dead people went to hell & were glad after seeing the board on gate. Why?Because it reads: NO SEATS EXCEPT FOR SC/ST/OBC

• I have started luving 'U'... I know it sounds ridiculous but I can't control my feelings 4 'U'. Some time later I'll start luving more ALPHABETS.!

• Once in a jungle all the animals were eating PAN PARAG PAN MASALABut girraffe was not eating. Why?Because Oonche log oonchi pasand MANIKCHAND

1980 girls: Maan mei Jeans pehanungiMaan : Nahin beti log kya kahengey?2006 girls: Maan mein mini skirt pehanungiMaan: Pehen le beti kuch to pehan le!

• At a Rly stn a gal cheked her weight-58 kgShe removed sandal-56 kgThen removed jacket-53kgThen dupatta-52 kgCoins khatam.A baba in q behind her said- Beebe tu kam chaalu rakh, bhaan batheri hai babay kol

• Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika?Dono ne kapde tyag diye, ek ne desh ke liye, doosre ne Deshwasion ke liye!

• Ap ki awaz KOYAL Jaisi, Aankhain HIRAN Jaisi, Chaal MOR jaisi, Aadtain BANDAR Jaisi. Acha hota agar koi ek cheez Insanon Wali Bhi Hoti

• A woman had triplets, she named them Mat, Pat & Tat. She fed Mat from left tit, Pat from her right tit...Moral of the story: No Tit for Tat

• Nasha aankho me hota hai Sharaab mein nahin, Sharddha Dil me hoti hai Mandir mein nahin..... Dosti SMS karne se badhti hai, SMS padhne se nahi....

• Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai

• Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzar Jayega,Chand Lamhon Men Exam Sar Pe Ajayega,Abhi Bhi Waqt Hai Do Line Padh Lo,Warna Paas Kia Munna Bhai Karwae Ga!

• Teri Maa Di,Tere Peo Di,Teri Behan Di,Tere Bhra Di,Teri Bhabi Di,Tere Pure Khandan Di,Te Meri v Tu Jaan Hai

• Mohabbat 1 bar ho jaye us ko bholapan kehtay hain, 2 bar ho jaye us ko dewaanapan kehtay hain, 3 bar hoo jaye us ko pagalpan kehtay hain, agar phir bhi na rukhay to use kameenapan kehtay hai

• Khuda bachaye hamein in haseenon se, naazneenon se, dilnasheenon se, jaaasheenon se... par inhe kaun bachaye hum kameenon se...

• Jab apka SMS ata hai mera rom-rom machal jata hai, sara badan kaamp jata hai, dil main gudgudi si hoti hai. Stupid, yeh apka kasoor nahi, mera phone Vibrator per hota hai

• Judge: U r crossing the limits.Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?Judge: How dare you call me saala?Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun 'Sa Law' kehta hai?

• Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.Saheb: Kal aana.Bhikhari: Saala is kal kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain

• Bhagwan apki umar lambi karey! Bhagwan apko Naukri de! Bhagwan apko Khush rakhe! Bhagwan apko Barkat de! Yaad ho gaya? Chal phir Katora utha aur shooru ho ja

• Jodhpur jail ordered the purchase order of 999 shirts n 1000 pants for inmates. Guess y this odd combination?Salman Khan is coming

• May our friendship turn into silver, silver into gold, gold into diamonds... and may our diamonds be forever... Then we'll sell it OK? Fifty-Fifty

• Devdas's matrimonial ad- Wanted wife. Age no bar! Height No bar! Luks no bar! Caste No Bar!But gal's father shoul have his own Bar.

• Generation Next Motto: Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne bachchon ko karne denge.

• FOOL se, FOOL ne, FOOLon ki FOOLwari me FOOL ke sath wish kiya 'You are the most beautiFOOL, colorFOOL & wonderFOOL amongst all FOOLS
• What do u call a woman in heaven?An AngelA crowd of woman in heaven?A host of AngelsAnd all woman in heaven?PEACE ON EARTH!

• Population slogan in Bihar: Hum Do Hamare Do, Unke Baad Jitne Bhi Hon, Sabko Punjab aur Haryana bhej do

• Har daag, daag nahi hota, har yaar wafadar nahi hota,Yeh to dil milne ki baat hai, varna saat feron mein bhi pyar nahi hota.

• Tere naal dosti akhri sah tak nibawange,Tere pairan thalle assi ta talliyaan tikaawange,Jado marzi parakh lai mere dosta,Teri mashuk asi phasavange.

• AMLI kehnda hai: Kafan na pao mere Chehre te, mainu aadat hai muskraun di.Ajj di raat na dafnaao mainu yaro, aaj umeed hai Bhukki wale truck de aaun di.

• Yaad teri wich saanu chain koi na, Saade utte tenu reham koi na, Horan nu tu din raat SMS kare, saade leyi tere kol time koi naa.




• Yaran de sache pyar nu yaad rakhi,mapian de satkar nu yaad rakhin,Punjabi sabiachar nu yaad rakhin,dil de kisi kone which iss nimane yaar nu yaad rakhin.

• Meri ankho ko sapne fir dikha gaya koi, buzhti sason me mahak fir jaga gaya koi, kya ye sachmuch pyar hai, ya Chutiya fir se bana gaya koi.


• Bade ajeeb hain ye zindagi ke raaste, anjane mod par kuchh log dost ban jate hain, milne ki khushi de ya na de bichhadne ka gam zarur de jate hain.

• Aapake miss call bhi kya baat hain,Aapke sms bhi din raat hain,Kabhi kabhi phone bhi kiya karo,Suna hain aapake awaaz me bhi khas baat hain.

• Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de,Tadap raha hu kabhi to apna pyaar de,Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna,Kam se kam ek Missed call he maar de


• Pyar ko mat chhupao, usey zarurat hai jatane ki, Apni pratibhaon ko mat chupao, unhe zarurat hai badhane ki, Ab aur perfume mat lagao, tumhe zarurat hai nahane ki. • Jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa nikla, dosti ke naam par hauwa nikla,Jo roka karte they humein sharab peene se, aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla.

• Pyaar sab ne rabb nu vakh-vakh ditta,kise nu lakh te kise nu kakh ditta,Sahnu tuhade jeha yaar ditta,lakh ton v sava-lakh ditta.

• Chale gaye ho dur kuch pal ke liye, Dur rehkar bhi karib ho har pal ke liye, Kaise yaad na aaye aapki ek pal ke liye, Jab dil me ho aap harpal ke liye.

• Ek jaam ulfat ke naam, ek jaam mohabat ke naam. Ek jaam wafa k naam, puri botal bewafa ke naam, Aur pura theka doston ke naam

• Mein pucheya rab nu: Tu jag pyaar da vairi kyun bana chadya?Rab hasseya te boleya: Tu kehra mere naal changi kiti hai. Tu v taan yaar nu rab bana chadeya

• Daag ansuon se dhoye hain,Jab bhi tanha huye hain roye hain,Dil mein kyonkar na uge yaad teri,Dil mein tere hi khawab boye hain.

• Ab umar ho gayi hai dil ki kitaab mein, kuch khusk paton ke siva kuch nahin raha,Zazbaat tamaam kho gaye lamhon ki dhool mein, ab dil mein dharkanon ke siva kuch nahi raha

• Log kahtey hain ki ladkiyan zindagi hoti hain maut nahi,Magar voh kya jane ki dhoka bhi zindagi deti hai maut nahi

• Sitaron se agey jahan aur bhi hein,Abhi Mohabbat k imthan aur bhi hein,Tum hi nehi jalatey mere dil ko,College mein Ladkiyan aur bhi hein

• Sabne kaha Dosti ek Dard hai,Humne kaha Dard kabool hai,Subne kaha is Dard ke saath Jee na Paogay,Humne kaha teri Dosti ki saath Marna kabool hai

• Kasur na unka hai na mera, Hum dono hi rishton ki rasmein nibhate rahe,Woh dosti ka ehsaas jatate rahe, Hum mohabbat ko dil mein chupate rahe.

• Mombati ke andar ka dhaga bola, Main jalta hoon to tu kyon pighalti hai?Mombati boli, Jisko dil mein jagah di woh bichade ti aansoo to niklenge hi.

• Tumhara hamara rishta to aankhon aur palkon jaisa hai, Agar palak kuch der na jhapke to aankh ro deti hai, Aur agar aankh mein kuch chala jaye to palak tadap uthti hai.

• Na aana usse leke mere janaze mein,Meri Mohabbat ki tauhin hogi,Main 4 logon ke kandhe pe hounga,Aur meri jaan paidal hogi

• Dil kareGeet Ban Ke Tere Bullan Te Aawan,Dil KarePanchi Ban Ambari Udd Jaava,Dil KareBanna Ek Taara Kade Chamka Kade Tutt Jaava,Dil kareBanna Teriyan Akhan De Hanjhoo Te Tere Saare Dukh Pee Jaava!

• Nakaam si koshish kiya karte hain,Hum hain ki unse pyar kiya karte hain,Khuda ne takdir me ek tuta tara nahi likha,Aur hum hain ki chaand ki aarzu kiya karte hain

• Ek ajnabi se mujhe itna pyaar kyon hai,Inkar karne par chahat ka ikraar kyon hai,Use pana nahi meri taqdeer mein shayad,Phir har mod pe usi ka intezar kyon hai.

• Aansuon ko bohut samjhaya ke yun na aya karo, mehfil mein hamara mazaak na udaya karo, is par aansu bole mehfil mein tumhe akela paate hain isliye chale aate hain.

• Chaand to nikla hai magar yeh raat na hai pehli si,Yeh mulaaqaat, mulaaqaat na hai pehli si,Ranjh kuchh kum to hua aaj teray milne se,Yeh alag baat ke yeh baat na hai pehli si.

• Bhool Se Agar Koi Bhool Hui,To Bhool Samajke Use Bhool Jana,Arey Bhoolna Sirf Bhool Ko,Bhoolkar Bhi Hume Na Bhool Jana

• Heer kahe Raanjhe se,O Sun Mere raanjhnaa!Heer kahe Raanjhe se,O Sun Mere Raanjhnaa!Jhuthe bartanon Ko Tum,Ragad- Ragad Kar Maanjhnaa!

• Daulat Aur Sohrat sabke Pas Hai,Khushiya Aur Ghum Sabke Naseeb Mein Hai,Pyar Aur Nafrat Sabke Dil Mein Hai,Par Khush-naseeb Hai Hum kyonki Tum Jaisa Dost Hamare Pas hai

• Khuda kisi ko kisi pe fida na kare, Kare to qayamat tak juda na kare,Yeh mana ki koi marta nahi judai mein, lekin jee bhi to nahi pata tanhai me

• Sooni zindagi main hulchul mehsus hui,Bejaan dil ki aaj dhadkan mehsus hui,Jaane kyun aaj aisa laga,Shayad aapki kami mehsus hui.

• Asi Mobile on rakhya te tere SMS da intzaar kita,Tere laryaan da etbaar kita,Asi call karan lagyaan pal v na layaa,Tusi SMS karan lagyaan nakhra hazaar kita

• Khuda se maine ek dua mangi, dua me apni maut mangi,Phir khuda ne kaha maut to tujhe me de du par usko kya kahu jisne teri lambi umar mangi.

• Tumhara noor hi hai jo pad rha chehre par warna kaun dekhta muje andhere mein

• Khidki se dekha to raastey pe koi nahin tha,Khidki se dekha to raastey pe koi nahin tha,Raaste pe jaake dekha to khidki pe koi nahi tha

• Kalam pharke ohde te kuch likhan lagga, das ohda bholapan likhan ya ohdi chaturai likhan,Dona rahaan te ake mere hath ruk gaye, das ohda pyar likhan ya ohdi judai likhan,Hasse lut ke oh dilan de haal puucchdi, das ohdi majburi likhaan ya bewafaai likhan

• Phool aisa ho jo baag ko khushbu se bhar de, Hamsafar aisa ho jo andheron ko roshan kar de, Dost aisa ho zindagi ko khushi aur mobile ko SMS se bhar de...

• Vakhre subha de sade sajan payare,kadi gusa jeha aanda kadi lagan piyare,gal guseh wali karde gusa aan v na dinde,pehla dil taur dinde phir ron v na dinde...

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• Unj tenu Rab diya rehmata batheriya,jithe kite jaye galla hundiya ne teriya,Par jinne joge assi unni karange zaroor,Koi saade like sewa hove dasana zaroor

• Sawaal paani ka nahi, Pyaas ka hai,Sawaal maut ka nahi, Saans ka hai,Dost to duniya mein bahut hain magar,Sawaal dosti ka nahi Vishwas ka hai

• Suna hai asar hota hai baaton mein, Aap bhi bhul jaoge Do-Chaar mulakaton mein,Lekin humse bachkar kahan jaoge, Aapki dosti ki lakeer hai mere haathon mein

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